"That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!"
"I've seen better acting from extras in Godzilla movies!"
"Let me get this straight? Does anyone here not have amnesia?"
"Let me get this straight? Does anyone here not have amnesia?"
"As captain and head doctor of this ship hospital, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live."
"I was all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespomat, David Duchovny!"
"I've been processing this for quite sometime, Monique, will you marry me?"
"It fits! Then you must know I'm...
- Metric? I've always known, but for you I'm willing to convert."
"Calculon: 400 categories and not a single nomination for me.
Zoidberg: But you won this Golden Globe!
Calculon: Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards!"
"Calculon: You said that Oscar was practically on my mantel.
Bender: Now you know why I used the qualifier "practically"."